Hey! It’s Friday, the sun is shinning so take a few minutes to have a chuckle at some funny quotes about IT, the Internet and technology. Go on, you deserve it!
“Kids are the best. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all.”
Homer Simpson
“We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what’s happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some way. Somebody will say, ‘Oh freedom of speech, freedom of speech.’ These are foolish people. We have a lot of foolish people.”
Donald Trump
“One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes.”
George Bush
“If you come into a clean house it is a sign that there is no Internet connection.”
“The hardest thing in your life is to choose between internet and sleep.”
“My life is now a constant assessment of whether what’s happening in real life is more entertaining than what’s happening on my phone.”
“My computer could be more encouraging. You know, instead of “invalid password”, why not something like, “Ooooh, you’re so close!”?”
“Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.”
“Facebook’s new relationship status option: “No longer able to interact with actual people””
“Home is the place where your phone connects automatically to the Wi-Fi.”
These are just a few, but if you have some more feel free to share them with us!